i bet peta hated the mouse-bombs

also, this is the 2nd movie in a row during which i’ve mistaken terence stamp for malcolm mcdowell

i want to see the rock in a rom-com

but i made my friends laugh

she’s a sniper with a bean bag

with bonus decision tree flowchart

i’m so disappointed in you, guy ritchie

somedays i just cant manage to pick up

dig that old phone.

Notice

Until late next week, I’m on vacation from work, so I’m on vacation from Excel and the graphs that it makes.

Guest Post: The Strangers

Chart by C. Seth Parker.

i think shes giving *my* digits to dudes